(Source: okdubu, via frantzfandom)
Pokemon is on netflix. Bye guys.
Did you know Barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio of any animal? It’s true! Due to their sedentary lifestyle, such a large dong is required for sexual reproduction for these hermaphroditic arthropods.
Above is a visual representation of the mating process.
This barnacle is horny as fuck!
Pictured here is Gordon Freeman choking on a dick.
Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee
I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.
Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.
Put Your Mirrorshades On: Cyberpunk Game Jam Launches March 1st
Definitely doing this. Anyone else going to give it a try?
I’m currently working on a super late entry to Flappy Jam.
I should do this. But then I’d have to put effort into something.
(Source: neetboss, via deathmensch)
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