rumirumirumirumi

Sep 02

[video]

"Donald Food Revisits the Canon of Spiritual Law" - Christopher Schaeffer -

snfprtch:

a fucking fantastic poem by our dearly beloved and missed (on Tumblr) Chris (who has appeared in both issues of Industrial Lunch  no less) which will brighten every day, and make every heart sing

Sep 01

Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Aug 31

blacksupervillain:

Leak Putin’s nudes

Victor White suicide ruling leads to public scrutiny -

solarbird:

smallrevolutionary:

black-american-queen:

OK. I KNOW YOU ARE ALL WORRIED ABOUT FERGUSON BUT CAN YOU FOR A SECOND LOOK AT THIS VICTOR WHITE CASE?

NOTHING ADDS UP.

APPARENTLY AFTER BEING SEARCHED TWICE (while handcuffed) HE PRODUCED A GUN AT THE POLICE STATION AND SHOT HIMSELF. HIS DEATH HAS BEEN RULED A SUICIDE.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THIS TUMBLR. BECAUSE THIS IS BULLSHIT AND THE COPS ARE COVERING IT UP.

boosting this again. all this shit needs scrutiny. thats the only way we will get the reform we are literally dying to get.

Don’t forget: he didn’t just somehow magically conjure a gun. He didn’t just shoot himself with his hands handcuffed behind his back.

He shot himself in the chest. While still handcuffed.

That is the bullshit lie they are still fronting. Still.

(via averyterrible)

Aug. 31 10:28 am

justice4mikebrown:

(via ohnoproblems)

Aug 30

apiaryirritator:

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

"In fact, biologists don’t use sex chromosomes either”

apiaryirritator:

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.

They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

"In fact, biologists don’t use sex chromosomes either

(via spiderrebelnews)

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via blacksupervillain)

jobhaver:

some nerd: communism will never work because human nature

me: image

(via averyterrible)

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: #000000.

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: #000000.

Aug 29

[video]

Aug 28

sorinmarkovlordofinnistrad said: Just making sure you got my messages. My messages haven't been fully going through

i just got this one and no others.

Aug 27

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Skeletor

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Skeletor

Now Then Whatever -

writemeanpoems:

I wanted to write a poem that was long, angry, and contradictory. I wanted to write a poem about the future and do it lovingly. Did I come out on the other side of meanness? That’s not for me to say here, that’s not for me to know. At least not now. Ask me to write a prefatory note ten years from now, we’ll see what happens. I wanted to see what would happen, so I wrote NOW THEN WHATEVER. Now you can read it, if you want.

(via snfprtch)

monetizeyourcat:

it’s hard to tell how many followers people have. some people have the energy and demeanor of someone who is mildly famous and have only 100 followers. treasure them