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this is what adam jensen looks like in third person while in a vent and im dying
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Did you know Barnacles have the largest penis-to-body size ratio of any animal? It’s true! Due to their sedentary lifestyle, such a large dong is required for sexual reproduction for these hermaphroditic arthropods.
Above is a visual representation of the mating process.
This barnacle is horny as fuck!
Pictured here is Gordon Freeman choking on a dick.
I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.
Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.
Definitely doing this. Anyone else going to give it a try?
I’m currently working on a super late entry to Flappy Jam.
I should do this. But then I’d have to put effort into something.
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This is my favorite post of all time. Once you see this there’s no going back. Our government isn’t a government. Its a corporation. Our congressmen aren’t elected officials they are CEOs who buy their way into office.
“Another reason why the omnipotence of “wealth” is more certain in a democratic republic is that it does not depend on defects in the political machinery or on the faulty political shell of capitalism. A democratic republic is the best possible political shell for capitalism, and, therefore, once capital has gained possession of this very best shell…, it establishes its power so securely, so firmly, that no change of persons, institutions or parties in the bourgeois-democratic republic can shake it.”
V.I. Lenin, State and Revolution